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Top Weird News Of 2008
The Stock Market went bankrupt, Democrats and Republicans were nipping at each other like vicious enemies, and this was the situation of the whole world. All the companies were merely surviving and hoping that they could see the next year. As for America situations were turning out to be quite a lot suspicious as the elections for the President of the United States took place and Obama came up with the majority of people on his side.
Now we look at some of the weirdest news of this year.
President Bush went to Iraq for some meeting with the Iraqi President, where he was facing a press conference. Now when President Bush was giving away the answers, one of the Iraqi reporter stood up, took one of his shoes and threw it towards Bush. Bush was too athletic to get away from it. But that man fired another shoe which was only some inches away. Now everyone was shocked and was apologizing with Bush.
Nobody needed to see Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's sex tape! But it was hardly as the guy charged with having sex with his picnic table, the woman who sold videos of herself having sex with her stupid enough dog, the guy who cooked his girlfriend for dinner or the Danish students who killed a cat (of real) and ate it on Face book.
In August, when Mrs. McKinney of California stood before cameras to unveil the cloned pups of her deceased pit-bull, Booger (for which she paid a handsome amount of $30,000+), knew she was different than what expected.
A few days later, British tabloids recognized her as Joyce McKinney, a woman charged in 1977 with kidnapping some Mormon missionary and getting out on bail. McKinney was charged of chloroforming the man on the steps of a church, took him off to a remote villa, shackled him in mink handcuffs, and forced him to have sex with her! Damn where in the hell was I.
Before the trial, McKinney ran off to the United States and had been living in relative obscurity. Once discovered, she faced the media, telling the Associated Press, "My mother said, 'Say something good or say nothing at all'."
Two other highlights in laughable litigiousness: a California woman sued Victoria's Secret after injuring her eye while trying on a thong. A New York businessman also sued over an eye injury. His came after a stripper accidentally smacked him in the face while taking her clothes off.
When a company launch a line of bikinis, for girls as young as two months old, the outcry from child advocates and feminists was as predictable as it was justifiable. What are they up to? The same could be said for GPS Lingerie-- underwear that lets a woman's boyfriend know where she is all the time. This great invention will hopefully go far.
In other religious news, the Virgin Mary appeared on an MRI and the face of Jesus turned up on an electric guitar (both listed on eBay for sale)
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to Rush Limbaugh being hospitalized from around the web:
Kit Carson, Limbaugh’s chief of staff, said he had no
further information on Limbaugh’s condition.
He said the 58-year-old left for his usual Christmas
vacation on Dec. 23 and is due to return to his show on Jan.
4. Carson didn’t have any information on whether that
schedule would change.
Limbaugh’s three-hour weekday show is heard on some 600
radio stations across the country, and more than 14 million
people listen to him at least once a week.
Honolulu television station KITV reported Wednesday that
paramedics took Limbaugh to The Queens Medical Center in
serious condition from the Kahala Hotel and Resort.
Limbaugh was seen golfing at Waialae Country Club — a
country club next to the hotel — earlier this week, KITV
said.
Americans said in a poll last month that Limbaugh was
America’s most influential conservative voice.
With his sarcastic putdowns of liberal policies,
off-color parodies and bombastic self-promotion, he began
capturing conservative listeners in the 1980s and grew to
become the highest-rated radio broadcaster in the U.S.
Recently, he’s found a renewed purpose and has boosted
ratings by railing against Barack Obama’s presidency.
In 2001, Limbaugh reported he had lost most of his
hearing due to an autoimmune inner-ear disease. He had
surgery to have an electronic device placed in his skull to
restore his hearing.
Two years later Limbaugh acknowledged he was addicted to
pain medicine. He blamed the addiction on severe back pain,
and took a five-week leave from his radio show to enter
rehab.
Dear Jesus, I am praying for Rush! He is the most
important voice in opposition to 0bama, and he is vitally
important to the conservative cause in 2010.
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Please God, Please don’t let anything happen to him.
Please God, let it be a pulled muscle or indigestion.
Man o man, he lost all that weight and now he gets
chest pains.
Rush, I’m praying for you.
The guy has been taking better care of himself lately,
but come on, look at him, he’s a friggin’ coronary waiting
to happen.
It’ll probably be far from fatal though. He might be down
a little longer than we’d hope, but he’s got to radically
change his life if he’s gonna hang around as long as we need
him.
I’m praying for ya too, Rush! Radio says he’s in serious
condition…
I hope to hell that they are exaggerating when they say
“serious condition”. not sure what EXACTLY that entails, but
we need this man to help get us through the next 3+ years!!!
Every day, I keep expecting strong conservative voices to
get blackbagged. I keep praying for Rush’s health and free
from harm. Oh please, Lord, please keep Rush Limbaugh
healthy!
This CAN’T happen!!!!!
Get well soon o’le great one!
Even though I enjoy them myself occasionally, he’s gonna
have to lay of the cigars. Good thing this happened before
ObismalCare became law. Thoughts and prayers are with him.
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I’m pretty sure Rush would find a way not to participate
in Obamacare. The man could fly anywhere in the world for
medical treatment. While the US is generally the best,
someone in the world would be willing to treat someone
willing to pay for care. Like most of us.
1.
God preserve him.
Our prayers are with you, Rush!
2.
Father God,
I pray for your healing on Rush’s health and that of his
spiritual condition as well. I pray for forgiveness of those
who would use this opportunity to gleefully use this
incident in furthering their political hatred of
conservatives and decent folks in general.In the name of
Jesus, Amen!
3.
May God watch over Rush and his family and give them the
strength to turn away from the hate that is running rampant
this evening.
4.
Dear God,
Please be with Rush at his time of need now. We love you
Rush.
5.
Hope Rush makes it ok, don’t need to loose him now.He is
the catalist for stopping the foll in the WH.
6.
Joining others with prayers for Rush. Rush is right and
he is needed today more than ever.
7.
I pray for Rush, and I know God is with him.
Get well in a hurry Rush, because 2010 is going to be a
tough slog!
8.
Well now that he is doing better, it just goes to show
you, nothing good comes out of a vacation. =))
I would miss him so if the Lord were to take him home
early. I don’t know if you could find a really good
replacement for him. I enjoy Hannity, but he is not Rush.
Dennis Miller can be funny at times but, it seems to me, the
further away from 9/11 we get the more he creeps to the
left. The local radio station keeps running a promo where
Dennis Miller says he knows people on the left who are great
and knows conservatives who are morons. Not that what he is
saying doesn’t hold true, but let’s face it, there are alot
more morons on the left than on the right, and those wishing
for Rush’s death only prove my point. – Lorica
9.
With all respect, I’m surprised you would be surprised by
the volume or intensity of Leftist hatred. None of us
should. Job number one for conservatives is fully
understanding what we’re up against, and what Rush is up
against.
10.
hope he’s ok, the guy is a national treasure…being in a
hospital is tough for anyone, hope he’s not in too much
discomfort.
11.
rr, I know exactly what we’re up against, and have seen a
lot of leftist hate in my day. But the sheer level and
volume of it last night surprised me. I knew there would be
a lot of nastiness, but I mean every tweet I saw from lefty
tweeters was just full of sheer hate, and there was a lot of
it.
12.
thanks for the clarification, sister, and glad you’re
aware. I’ll just say I grew up on the Left and nothing — no
extreme reaches or endless effusions of hate — surprises me.
Once one understands that hate is not a “reaction” from some
individuals among the Left but rather a raison d’etre of the
entire movement and mindset, it becomes easier. The latent
hate I was able to see even among the most educated and
elite makes it easier to understand its spread through the
ranks.
13.
However trite that may be, you must remember that hatred
is often bred by fear.
All good wishes to Rush from this side of the Pond and a
happy new year to everyone on the forum. <:-p
14.
the sheer level and volume of it last night surprised me.
ST, it shouldn’t surprise you. There’s an old adage among
us ex-USAF types: if you’re catching a lot of flak, you must
be over the target.
Rush inspires this kind of hatred precisely because daily
he describes liberalism for the totalitarian mindset it is,
he does it effectively, and he does it to a large audience.
Sarah Palin gets the same level of hate for the same
reason.
If Rush were ineffective, or politically correct, or had
no audience, the left wouldn’t get this worked up.
To change the subject just a little – what do you think
it would take for the left to gin up the same kind of
passion against the islamofascists that flares up so quickly
against Rush? :-?
15.
GWR, that just couldn’t happen. To begin with, the last
part of the term, islamoFASCIST, describes the mindset and
worldview of the left to a “t”, and they’re not just about
to give a long-term bronx cheer to any group that in fact
has the same ultimate goal as they themselves have.
That said, it’s amazing how quickly and fiercely the left
goes after the wounded (or whom they perceive to be wounded,
like Sarah). They’re almost like sharks (or lawyers, but
what’s the difference?). They seem to take darwinism to new
lows nearly every day.
16.
Interesting quote:
“The people calling for Rush Limbaugh to die are the same
people who ask to control your healthcare.”
17.
I read today that Democrats were wishing Rush’s death.
How sad for his family to hear this.
I’m really tired of both political parties..both
represent big govt. & not the people so we need a Rush
Limbaugh in our lives.
THere is a great book for 2010 if you want to see a small
town in AMerica that stands up to federal tyranny & corrupt
politicians & they are good people, just like you and me,
who end up starting the 2nd American Revolution. It’s a
great gift & read for anyone wanting to know about 2010.
18.
The Odd Warrior
We spend so much time "carping"
about what fools our political leaders be (And I'm a chief
carper) that we consistently underestimate their potency.
What we have, my friends, is a war, and we're losing.
It is a fact that in the lifetime
of the current crop of men, we have only ever had two great
American war leaders...
The first great American war leader
was Franklin D. Roosevelt. The second is Barack H.Obama.
It's a funny kind of war.
Presidents are charged with protecting the peasants from
enemies, both foreign and domestic, you see.
Most presidents tend to favor
protecting us from the foreign type of enemy, however
clumsily they do it.
Obama, on the other hand, leans
toward protecting the nation from the domestic enemy,
namely, Republicans and Conservatives. In other words, he
has declared war on democracy itself, with the enemy
being...us.
The mark of a good war leader, is
utter ruthlessness. FDR had that trait. You must go all the
way back to Lincoln or forward to Obama to find the other
leaders with the reserve of inhumanity to pursue the good
war.
Obama formally declared war on the
country when, shortly before the election, he vowed to make
fundamental changes. The man has been as good as his word.
Look at Roosevelt. Whatever the
state of his personal feelings, he was nevertheless as quick
to order his own troops to certain death as he was to order
death to the foreign enemy. This sort of thing takes cold,
calculating guts.
It's not the sort of thing we have
seen in our other war leaders. Yes, LBJ did kill a lot of
our troops while killing more of theirs...but he anguished
over it.
FDR never anguished, even as he
spilt our blood at Iwo Jima and theirs during the raids of
Dresden and Tokyo. It was just war business. Nothing
personal.
Obama hasn't had one moment of
guilt in potentially sacrificing his congressional troops in
his War On America. The simps that they are, they blindly
throw themselves into as much withering fire as our side can
muster, all the time bellowing out the revised hymn, "Onward
Obama Marxist Socialist Soldiers"
Obama, in his first weeks in office
ordered his own sort of blitzkrieg, or, "lightning war" on
God fearing Conservatives. Overtly, and covertly.
Covertly, he proclaimed himself as
the new religion for democrats. And they became true
believers, taking his every holey word on faith, being ready
to fight over arcane principles that they only dimly
understood, if at all.
Their priests at, ABC, NBC, CBS,
and MSNBC fanned their fervor.
Overtly, Obama threw so much at the
beleaguered Conservative allies, in his headlong rush to
Communism, that all they could do was to hold and fall back.
Hold and fall back.
In the last battle of 2009,
Conservative forces promised to hold the line until 8PM on
New Year's Eve with every parliamentary device known to
them. Then, they promised to hold the line until 8AM on New
Year's Eve with every parliamentary device known to them.
Hurrah for our side. Hold and retreat. Hold and retreat.
A good war leader has good, utterly
ruthless generals. For Obama: Reid and Pelosi.
For our side: Limbaugh, Hannity,
Beck, Levin, with Limbaugh the 4 Star Gen of the opposition.
Tell me for true. Knowing what you
know, and added that our generals were not to be found on
the eve of the final battle of 2009...Who has the better war
leadership? Us. Or them?
Who will drink the blood toast of
victory? Will it be our namby pambies, or will it be the
unholy trinity of Obama, Reid, and Pelosi? Hmmmn?
Say you, "They may have won the
battle, but we shall prevail and win the war."
Say I, "Wishing and wanting doesn't
win wars."
Obama's final solution is to
liquidate all who disagree with him. That's you and me.
Our solution must be to stop this
Conservative business as usual. We will lose it all if this
continues. My friends, putting all your hopes in 2010 is pie
in the sky.
We must DEMAND more of our
leadership. We need a plan. We need a strategy. We need our
Christmas vacation leaders to step up, get fierce, and help
us win our country back.
We need candidates that we can
proudly vote for, instead of having to hold our noses to go
and vote for the lesser of the evils.
We've had it with business as
usual. We're at a great moment in the history of our nation
and now it's our turn to get off our butts and save the
country from the enemy within.
I say give us political leadership
and I say give us generals with a will to win, and damn the
vacations.
As soon as we accept the fact that
so far, we have been whipped for fair, and decide to demand
winning leadership, we'll start to make progress, and take
back our country from the destroyers.
But we must admit that Obama and
his minions have proven far more treacherous...and
successful, than we ever imagined possible.
Until we do that, we're just
hoping, wishing, and kidding ourselves.
Until we shake off our fear and
demand better than what we have had, we're just spinning our
wheels while the lib juggernaut continues to grind us down
into the mud of history.
Replace impotent rage with a
winning political strategy, every bit as politically
ruthless as the opposition.
Winning is not a dirty word.
Dear Rush Limbaugh: Please Drop Dead. Love, Twitter
demonbaby Come on 2009! There's time for one more!! RT @BreakingNews:
Rush Limbaugh rushed to hospital in Honolulu after suffering
chest pains.
Canseco I wonder what Rush Limbaugh will think of
healthcare reform come Monday. Hmmm...
WatchJ Rush Limbaugh is in the hospital with severe chest
pains...God if u can read this tweet please give him a black
doctor. Thanks
BigFatWhale I hope Rush Limbaugh isn't exaggerating his
symptoms like Michael J Fox did.
bill come on God, I don't ask you for much, and I very
rarely ask you to smite anyone. but please kill Rush
Limbaugh tonight.
djstangl Breaking news - Rush Limbaugh has a heart!
plan9production Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the hospital.
I told him Oxycontin and bacon cheeseburgers were a
dangerous mix.
Ashley_ So...if Rush Limbaugh dies in Hawaii, will his
listeners believe the death certificate?
ItzTrizz617 so rush limbaugh did go to the same hawaiian
hospital obama was born in #ironysabitch
guitarbassfire I hope Rush Limbaugh is saved by a black
homosexual doctor with a questionable immigration status.
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